Apple Introduces Revolutionary New Experience for iPhone Duo
CUPERTINO, CALIFORNIA — Apple today addressed reports of iPhone Duo screens cracking after just a handful of folds, calling the phenomenon “a groundbreaking advancement in personalized display technology.”
“We've always believed in pushing boundaries,” said an Apple spokesperson. “Now we're breaking them. Literally.”
Apple is calling the innovation
Dynamic Fracture™, a revolutionary feature that gives certain Duos a unique structural personality.
“Competitors require thousands of folds before their displays fail. We've achieved similar results in fewer than 20. That's innovation.”
Apple emphasized that the iPhone Duo w/
Dynamic Fracture™ is an exceptionally exclusive, limited-edition product, with only a small number of units being released.
“We believe scarcity creates value. And nothing says exclusivity like a $2,000 phone that's nearly impossible to obtain and potentially one of only a few.”
Apple reminded customers that repeatedly opening and closing a folding phone constitutes unusually demanding use.