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@futtywap
the inner machinations of my mind are an enigma // a homeless mans klay thompson // my best tweets have 0 likes
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    Feb 20
    Doing a solo trial of seven where I drink 7 beers and roll around in the mud
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    9h
    Very realistic to say this team is going undefeated
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    11h
    Taking off now and have 8th pick in a fantasy draft starting in 10. God gives his toughest battles etc etc.
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    jimmy toots
    @futtywap
    11h
    Taking off now and have 8th pick in a fantasy draft starting in 10. God gives his toughest battles etc etc.
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    jimmy toots
    @futtywap
    15h
    Flying home and had to deplane in Louisville, Kentucky because of storms in Chicago. Stuck here for an hour with nothing but myself and this 20 oz Blue Moon. My girlfriend is also here.
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    14h
    I’m going to punch myself in the face until I forget I am a Tottenham fan
    @FabrizioRomano
    Fabrizio Romano
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    14h
    🚨⚪️ BREAKING: Mykhaylo Mudryk to Tottenham, here we go! Everything agreed also on personal terms. Mudryk joins #THFC on paid loan and also understand there will be a 𝐛𝐮𝐲 𝐨𝐩𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐜𝐥𝐚𝐮𝐬𝐞 not mandatory in the agreement. The Ukrainian will re-join De Zerbi. 🇺🇦
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    jimmy toots
    @futtywap
    15h
    Flying home and had to deplane in Louisville, Kentucky because of storms in Chicago. Stuck here for an hour with nothing but myself and this 20 oz Blue Moon. My girlfriend is also here.
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