twista (@boarhead1) / X

Apple just rediscovered the contents of its own old iPhone box.

Hoops Crave

@HoopsCrave

20h

“We’re bringing back chargers and wired headphones with every iPhone purchase.” - John Ternus, new Apple CEO.

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This quote is fabricated. @HoopsCrave is a parody account and Apple has announced no such change to iPhone bundles. apple.com/newsroom/2026/… bloomberg.com/news/articles/… makeuseof.com/apples-most-an…

twista

@boarhead1

Aug 31

Trump talks about surviving assassination attempts like a performance review.

Fox News

@FoxNews

Aug 31

President Trump tells @TGowdySC he doesn't live in fear of being shot after surviving attempts on his life, acknowledging the risks that come with the presidency. "It's a dangerous profession," Trump said, adding, "Only consequential presidents get shot, or shot at." The