const me = {
  pronouns: "He" | "Him" | "Codezilla",
  code: [
    "Rust 🦀",  
    "Java ☕",    // "Yes, I still use 'public static void main' like it's 2003. Fight me."
    "Python 🐍"  
  technologies: {
    backEnd: {
      rust: ["Actix", "Tokio"],  // "Async code so complex it needs a therapist"
      js: ["Node", "Express"],
    },
    devOps: ["Docker🐳"],
    databases: ["MongoDB", "MySql", "Postgres"],
  },
  currentProject: "Building an AI-powered coffee machine ☕ that writes code",
  DadJoke: "There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary and those who don't"
};