// main.rs
fn main() {
loop {
build_distributed_systems(); // architecture goes brrr
break_production(); // oops
fix_production(); // i am the oops
write_unsafe_code(); // trust me bro
read_kernel_source(); // unnecessary but compulsive
}
// unreachable. by design. send help.
}$ whoami
mitali@dev:~
$ ls -la ./current_state/
drwxr-xr-x building backend systems nobody asked for
drwxr-xr-x learning kernel internals (unhinged arc)
drwxr-xr-x writing "safe" unsafe rust
drwxr-xr-x pretending distributed systems make sense
-rw-r--r-- panic: runtime error (it's fine)
$ cat ./status.txt
probably debugging something# stack.toml
[languages]
primary = "rust"
when_lazy = "python"
reluctantly = "typescript"
[systems]
os = "linux (send help)"
infra = ["docker", "kubernetes"]
misc = "networking"
[tools]
editor = "neovim (btw)"
vcs = "git (blame: enabled)"
fuel = "caffeine (critical dep)"// current_obsession.rs
let obsessions: Vec<&str> = vec![
"rust", // always
"systems programming", // obviously
"containers", // trapped inside
"networking", // dark arts
"compilers", // i do this to myself
"kernel stuff", // 3am thoughts
"distributed systems", // the void
"unsafe rust", // trust me bro
];
// warning: list grows every 3am
// warning: no signs of stopping// lore
started with blockchain → "wow cool decentralized tech"
discovered rust → everything else became irrelevant
went down the systems hole → never came back
now deep in distributed sys → send help (jk dont)
currently reading kernel src → this is fine
{
"email" : "mitalisinha774@gmail.com",
"status" : "probably debugging something",
"uptime" : "undefined",
"dm_about" : "rust. only rust."
}"works on my machine" — final boss
✦ "works on my machine" — final boss ✦
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