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Matt Lisle

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Last updated 3/1/2026
California, USA
👨🏻 Dad Jokes. Middle Aged Dad Life 🏖️ Co-Star: Dock Tok 😂 Content Creator. Golf. Pickleball.
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My Wife: The Florist

In this humorous moment, Matt Lisle addresses his wife's complaint about not buying her flowers. With a witty twist, he reveals he didn't realize she sold them, turning a common marital gripe into a clever joke. Watch as he sips coffee outdoors, delivering the punchline with perfect comedic timing.

When patience just isn’t her thing…

In this short clip, Matt Lisle stands in his kitchen, holding a document related to his wife's identity theft. With a deadpan expression, he reads aloud the situation but concludes with a humorous justification: 'But the guy's spending less money, so I'm just gonna let it ride.' This moment perfectly captures his signature comedic style of finding absurd humor in everyday problems.

"I always knock on the fridge before I open it... Just in case there's a salad dressing."

In this short clip, creator Matt Lisle shares a fun fact about ballet skirts. He explains that after the skirt was invented, the creators spent days coming up with a name, and finally decided to put 'tu' together. The video features on-screen text explaining the story while Matt holds a mug with a related message.

"When phones were tied with wires, people were free. Now that phones are wireless, people are tied."

In this short clip, comedian and life coach Matt Lisle shares a witty observation about technology. As he sips his drink, text overlays reveal his joke: 'When phones were tied with wires, people were free. Now that phones are wireless, people are tied.' It's a humorous commentary on our modern dependence on smartphones.

Talk about a hard sell. ⚰️

In this short comedic clip, Matt Lisle delivers a punchline about a salesperson trying to sell him a coffin, perfectly capturing the absurdity of the situation with his deadpan expression and the text overlay. It's a relatable moment of dark humor that plays on the common phrase 'It's the last thing I need.'

My wife asked me today

In this short comedic clip, Matt Lisle shares a classic one-liner joke about his wife asking if he'd seen the dog bowl. He delivers the punchline with perfect timing while casually working on a woodworking project, creating a relatable and funny moment.

"Why can't pirates finish the alphabet?... They get lost at C."
Wordplay: when grammar gets rebellious.

Watch as Matt Lisle delivers a quick, witty lesson on prefixes 'pre-' and 'post-'. This short-form educational clip uses humor to explain that using both simultaneously would be 'preposterous', making it perfect for language learners and fans of clever wordplay.

I saw a lady at

In this comedic clip, fitness coach Matt Lisle shares a joke about gym safety. He starts by saying he saw a woman wearing a helmet on the exercise bike, then reveals his 'solution' was to put on a life jacket and get on the rowing machine next to her. The punchline lands perfectly as he delivers it with a deadpan expression while casually eating from a bowl.

Got a ticket today, but it was phrased so politely.

In this hilarious moment, Matt Lisle shares a story about a cop leaving him a 'Parking Fine' ticket. But wait—this isn't a real penalty! It's all part of a clever prank that turns into a laugh-out-loud situation. Watch as he sips his coffee, setting the stage for a comedic twist you won't see coming.

Incorrectly is the only word that, when spelled correctly, is still spelled incorrectly.

In this short clip, comedian Matt Lisle presents a classic English language joke. He holds a mug while text on screen reveals the riddle: 'Incorrectly is the only word that, when spelled correctly, is still spelled incorrectly.' This clever play on words is a popular brain teaser and example of linguistic humor.

When math fails you at the soda aisle.
Well she got me...

In this short-form content piece, comedian Matt Lisle shares a relatable dad joke about his daughter fixing his computer. He overheard her saying 'it was just an ID ten T error' and, wanting to seem tech-savvy, wrote down the code 'ID10T'. The text overlay reveals the punchline: 'She was never my favorite kid anyway.' This humorous anecdote captures a common parent-child dynamic.

"I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised."

In this humorous short clip, comedian Matt Lisle receives a physical 'joke' in the mail from a friend. He holds up a white mug with text written upside down, explaining it took him a few days to fully understand the prank. The joke relies on visual perception, requiring the viewer to flip the mug to read the message correctly. This playful moment captures a lighthearted interaction between friends.

"I informed my family that someone in the family was secretly an owl in disguise and our oldest daughter asked, ""Who?""... Honestly, never suspected her."

In this funny family moment, Matt Lisle shares a joke with his kids about an owl in disguise. Watch his daughter's hilarious reaction as she asks, 'Who?' This wholesome and relatable dad joke is perfect for anyone who loves family humor.

"That moment when the store actually surprises you. ⚡

In this short clip, comedian Matt Lisle shares a humorous anecdote about returning a sweater that was causing static electricity. He jokes that the store 'gave him another one free of charge,' playing on the double meaning of the phrase. The scene is set indoors, with Matt holding a large knife and wearing a distinctive patterned shirt and baseball cap.

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