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Hey Poor Player

Publication Overview in Games
74Avg. Critic Score
Critic Score Distribution
positive
977(56%)
mixed
692(40%)
negative
79(5%)
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Critic Reviews for Games

Aug 31, 2026
Onimusha: Way of the Sword
100
Critic ScoreHey Poor Player
Aug 31, 2026
Onimusha: Way of the Sword is a visually stunning revival that successfully brings Capcom’s classic franchise into the modern era using the RE Engine. Musashi injects a refreshing sense of personality into dark fantasy Kyoto, especially during the game’s intense and cinematic boss fights. This is definitely an action adventure game of the year contender.
Aug 27, 2026
Mexican Ninja
70
Critic ScoreHey Poor Player
Aug 27, 2026
If you’ve played most of the other great games in the genre in recent years and still want more, Mexican Ninja offers a very solid experience. The more I played it, the more I was impressed by how many things are well done, even if I never entirely got past the fact that it doesn’t quite live up to the best of its competition. If I’d connected with its world, if it offered multiplayer, or if it had a few more elements that set it apart from the pack, I might have fallen in love with it, but it’s ultimately a good game worth considering.
Aug 26, 2026
Star Wars Zero Company
80
Critic ScoreHey Poor Player
Aug 26, 2026
While it gets off to a slightly slow start, Star Wars Zero Company eventually becomes one of the more thrilling tactical games in recent memory. The second half of the game in particular moves from strength to strength, never letting characters grow complacent. If you’re remotely open to this style of game and have any love for Star Wars, this is a must-play.
Aug 26, 2026
Resonance: A Plague Tale Legacy
70
Critic ScoreHey Poor Player
Aug 26, 2026
Resonance: A Plague Tale – Legacy does a good job of taking players back in time to explore this world further while also providing a welcome twist on the formula from previous games. While still definitely feeling like a part of the Plague Tale series, its new focus on combat gives it an identity all its own.
Aug 25, 2026
Theropods
70
Critic ScoreHey Poor Player
Aug 25, 2026
Theropods is ultimately an interesting experiment. It stands apart more than anything else because of its complete lack of dialogue, but the traditional point-and-click elements, while solid enough, don’t do much we haven’t seen before. Fans of point-and-click games who need a breath of fresh air should give it a look for its fascinating use of visual storytelling, but it won’t do much to pull in those who aren’t as engaged with the genre.
Aug 17, 2026
The Sinking City 2
70
Critic ScoreHey Poor Player
Aug 17, 2026
Even though The Sinking City 2 is mechanically a much better game than its predecessor, it ultimately loses sense of what made the original so special in the first place. What used to be a Lovecraftian detective investigation game has turned into a generic survival horror experience that is a bit too derivative of its inspirations. Still a fun romp, though.
Aug 16, 2026
Truxton Extreme
90
Critic ScoreHey Poor Player
Aug 16, 2026
Truxton Extreme is an absolute blast from the past, bringing back a decades-old franchise with an excellent new coat of paint and a killer level of challenge that will push you but isn’t unmanageable. No, this probably isn’t a great SHMUP for those who are totally new to the genre, as its unforgiving nature might put you off these games entirely, but for fans of the original or those who have enjoyed similar games in the past, this is a must-play.
Aug 16, 2026
LEGO Party! Nintendo Switch 2 Edition
80
Critic ScoreHey Poor Player
Aug 16, 2026
LEGO Party! is an absolute blast with friends, and while it could have used a few more boards, and I hope that an eventual sequel gives us just that, there’s enough here to keep you and a friend group or family having a blast for a very long time. I know I’ll be breaking this out at holiday events to play with my nieces and nephews for years to come. Some satisfying single-player experience could have taken this package to the next level, but if you thought you were done with party games, this might just be the one to pull you back in.
Aug 16, 2026
Montabi
80
Critic ScoreHey Poor Player
Aug 16, 2026
While of course I was hoping for a perfect experience, I’m not upset that Montabi has some minor blemishes. Because this is a very successful hybrid monster catcher, which is a rare feat, it’s also a game I’ve been utterly unable to put down for a couple of weeks now, even when I know I should be playing other games. If you’re a fan of the genre and want to try something fresh and engaging, look no further.
Aug 16, 2026
Project Neon
60
Critic ScoreHey Poor Player
Aug 16, 2026
I do hope Project Neon finds an audience. It’s well made and doesn’t have any real problems; it just isn’t doing anything particularly new and interesting. If it were a bit more involved or offered more stages, it would be easier to recommend to a wider audience, but fans of the genre who have already checked out some of the best recent SHMUPs will have a good time.
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