Ever wondered how buzzwords spread? Watch this video to find out. And then come to a Wankernomics show (touring Aus, UK & Ireland) to learn more useful insights about the wankery of modern workplaces.
Wankernomics
Business Consulting and Services
Helping you solutionise for a betterer tomorrow
About us
Do you struggle with simple tasks like using the phrase “circle back” in every email? Have you never used the word “synergies” in a LinkedIn post? You need Wankernomics. Wankernomics started life as a live show, helping thousands of gormless Australians unlock the secrets to workplace success through the ancient art of being a total wanker. Now Wankernomics is going even further, with a wholistic, integrated, digital-first, multi-platform strategy. That’s right, we’ve set up a few social media accounts. There's even a website: Wankernomics.com
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www.wankernomics.com
External link for Wankernomics
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- Business Consulting and Services
- Company size
- 10,001+ employees
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- Privately Held
Employees at Wankernomics
Updates
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What it really means when someone says they've got a 'hard stop' If you're hungry for more thought leadership like this, you'll love our live shows. Aus/UK/Ireland tour schedule at wankernomics.com/live
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A lot of people are asking us for visibility of our 2026 end-to-end live show rollout schedule in a single consolidated view. Here it is for your actioning. Yes, the word ‘Europe’ is doing a lot of heavy lifting here. But it’s more efficient than writing Ireland/Denmark every time. Shows are selling fast so please commence onboarding asap. Details at wankernomics.com/live
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How do companies develop their Organisational Values? We reveal the sophisticated, secret process used by companies across the globe to come up with the same meaningless Values like “Respect” and “Curious” and “Do The Right Thing”. If this type of thing resonates with you, you should come along to one of live shows. They’re like a therapy session for anyone who has ever had to deal with stuff like this. Details at wankernomics.com
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Why do people in office use metaphors from oil rigs? It's to shut out the nagging voice in their head telling them that they're entire professional existence amounts to nothing more than sending emails. And then sitting in meetings talking about those emails. Watch this insightful thought leadership video to find out more.
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"You can make a lot of money just by dropping the word symbiotic into a meeting" We went on TVNZ Breakfast in New Zealand to explain the art of bullshitting your way to the top. We’re touring NZ this week, then Australia, UK, Denmark, Ireland and back again to the UK. Come and touch base with us! (details at Wankernomics.com)