21 Jokes So Small Yet So Powerful They'll Undoubtedly Get You A Good Laugh
"It’s not the best ceiling I’ve ever seen, but it’s up there."

"It’s not the best ceiling I’ve ever seen, but it’s up there."
When you hear that one song from back in the day and somehow still remember every single word...
They just don't make heartthrobs like they used to.
"I was scared of eyeshadow for the longest time, and now I feel like I actually look more interesting with it."
"My relationships actually improved because I stopped showing up to things feeling resentful and exhausted."
"No one taught me about money, and even if they tried, I would not have learned better than experience."
"In summary, the political divide is greatest between cities and rural areas/small towns."
Which 'A' food is your favorite?
"When they charge you for premium water because you didn't specify you just wanted normal water."
"They're playing basketball, we love that basketball!"
When you hear that one song from back in the day and somehow still remember every single word...
They just don't make heartthrobs like they used to.
"My relationships actually improved because I stopped showing up to things feeling resentful and exhausted."
"I was scared of eyeshadow for the longest time, and now I feel like I actually look more interesting with it."
"In summary, the political divide is greatest between cities and rural areas/small towns."
"It’s not the best ceiling I’ve ever seen, but it’s up there."
Which 'A' food is your favorite?
"No one taught me about money, and even if they tried, I would not have learned better than experience."
"My first girlfriend, after coming out, started dating the woman she cheated on me with the day after we broke up. A month-ish or so later, I slept with both of them, separately, making them cheat on each other with me."
Which '80s song is your fave?