Stomach flu running rampant in our household. Currently setting up my battle station for my fallen troops
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The 13 Pro is already an incredible smartphone. The cameras are insane. Not sure how much more they can improve but super excited to see the 13 Ultra 👀
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Today has sucked but I think I’m finally out of fluids to vomit. 😂
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Woke up at 4 am incredibly sick. Throwing up constantly, missed a funeral for a relative of ours and I’m sitting here legit sad that my water streak is going to definitely come to an end 
I’d say I’m in the negative right now
I’d say I’m in the negative right now
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Woke up at 4 am incredibly sick. Throwing up constantly, missed a funeral for a relative of ours and I’m sitting here legit sad that my water streak is going to definitely come to an end 😭😂
I’d say I’m in the negative right now
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This is why you should take critic reviews with a grain of salt. I am not saying to disregard them completely but for a movie that’s meant for children and that plays on nostalgia for adults, it’s pretty great. Clearly most people agree
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man... that #Succession episode 😳😳 and it's only the 3rd episode. Cant even imagine the rest of this season
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I was drinking out of my water bottle and for some reason I happened to look inside it and I saw something floating. I unscrewed the cap and saw a spider that was STILL ALIVE inside. Absolutely no idea how it got in.
I already drank 3/4 of the water with that thing in there… Show more
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I’ve seen plenty of football to know that ACL is cooked 😬
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OH MY GOD, Shane McMahon just blew his leg out, and Snoop Dogg came in and improvised an great #WrestleMania moment.
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This is the shit I have to worry about living in this damn country. My son is 6. He shouldn't have to worry about this either.
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I was looking at a GM EV for next year too. pretty poor choice there
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GM is ditching CarPlay in all future EVs and teaming up with Google instead 9to5mac.com/2023/03/31/gm- by @ChanceHMiller
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This is my favorite headline
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‘Home Alone 2: Lost in New York’ star Donald Trump has been indicted on criminal charges.
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Andrés Giménez in agreement with Guardians on seven-year, $106.5M extension, source tells @TheAthletic. Deal includes $23M option for eighth year that can increase to $24M with escalators. Largest pre-arbitration contract for a second baseman. Pending physical.
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This brings me joy
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Gurman: iOS 17 to Provide Several ‘Most Requested Features’ macrumors.com/2023/03/26/ios by @hartleycharlton
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WILD CAVS SEQUENCE 😮
ISAAC OKORO HITS THE DAGGER FOR THE WIN‼️
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Report: Aaron Rodgers, aware that his career is too similar to Brett Favre, will now skip the Jets and head right into welfare fraud.
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Remember this? Well we are attempting this Disney trip for a third time today. Just landed. Wish us luck 😂🙃🫠
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If you think you’re having a bad day just realize it could always be worse. Like take your kids to Disney World only for everyone in the family to catch COVID 2 days in & you now have to rent a car & drive back 18hrs incredibly sick worse…
Oh and the kids never saw Disney World
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So ridiculous lol
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Apple Store Down Ahead of Yellow iPhone 14 and iPhone 14 Plus Pre-Orders macrumors.com/2023/03/10/app by @waxeditorial
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how in the world did he miss TWO free throws to win the game? wow... #Cavs better win this in OT my lord.😂
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This is quite the thread 😂
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every american president, but they're all cool and they all sport a mullet
46. Joe Biden
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I feel like the anniversary of this video happens multiple times a year and I am definitely not mad about it
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Battery Capacity check:
iPhone 14 Pro Max
Bought at Launch
MagSafe charging
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Battery capacity check:
iPhone 14 Pro
5 months (bought at launch)
Exclusively MagSafe charging
@danbarbera twitter.com/HilliTech/stat…
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Goodbye studio and specifically this set that I may or may not have ripped off from . You have been good to me. With that said, the new space here is just about all done and it’s moving time
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I have been stuck on 29,000 for what seems like an eternity. I have neglected this channel for years but I am posting more in 2023 so if you wanna go subscribe just know that would mean a lot 🙂
YouTube.com/danbarbera1
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Just saw knock at the cabin and boy was that just 100 minutes of intense movie paranoia 😂
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I’ll have more to say soon but want to get this off my chest.
To the people of Cleveland and all of Ohio. I fucking LOVE you…and always will. Thank you for everything.
More to come. #0️⃣
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I don't know if it's the S23 Ultra's screen that's making this picture look this good or if it's the camera but either way I'm impressed lol
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Comments are gold. Enjoy 😂
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Average penis length has grown in 30 years — doctors call it ‘concerning’ trib.al/fnD41lV
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Congratulations? I’m confused… this sounds like a good thing? Are you mad that there’s LESS drugs? 🤔
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Since President Biden took office, enough fentanyl has been seized at the border to kill every American 23 times. A few months ago, that number was 13 times. The fact is, under President Biden, EVERY city is now a border city. twitter.com/i/broadcasts/1
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