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Effin' Birds at Big Country Expo, New Brunswick

Where you can find me: mastodon: mastodon.social/@Foone (tech stuff) tumblr: foone.tumblr.com (queer,jokes) everywhere else is linked from my website: floppy.foone.org

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@EffinBirds

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A painting of a bird beside the text "I knew it was going to be a clusterfuck, but this is some huge-ass clusterfuck"

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Dex

: dex (at) scalie(.)club

@DexTheDragon

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i feel like this is an accurate summary of a lot of the current mood

undertale screenshot, burgerpants smiling, smoking a cigarette, captioned "i can't go to hell. i'm all out of vacation days."

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Eniko 'cohost.org/eniko' Fox

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When you think about it it's extremely impressive how hard elon is fucking up. The discourse on here went from "should you forgive your fav for getting twitter blue so they don't get shadowbanned" to "all hands abandon ship!" in a LITERAL WEEK

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okay I've blocked musk so he can't see this reply: I'm absolutely going to bring the lettuce

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I can provably actually write code. elon, let me in the front door. I promise not to bring the lettuce.

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Zoë Schiffer

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NEW: Email from Elon to the engineering team: "Anyone who can actually write software, please report to the 10th floor at 2pm today. Before doing so, please email me a bullet point summary of what your code commits have achieved in the past 6 months" 1/

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GitHub - timhutton/twitter-archive-parser: Python code to parse a Twitter archive and output in...

BTW if you're downloading your twitter archives, it doesn't give you the full-size copies of the images, just the -large ones. You can use this tool to fix that:

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Python code to parse a Twitter archive and output in various ways - GitHub - timhutton/twitter-archive-parser: Python code to parse a Twitter archive and output in various ways

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the best place to find me after twitter ends will be: don't. if the world ends I will face the burning wreckage and walk backwards into the forest. you'll never find any hint a human does or ever did live there. but there'll be more one deer amongst the trees.

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my bots (

) haven't been moved yet but they will end up on mastodon, eventually. except maybe

@every_clue_line

. that one needs a lot of work so it might get put on hold for a while

I wonder if Musk has Zuckerberg's phone number? I'm just saying, nobody go "I wish Musk didn't own Twitter!" to a monkey's paw. It can always get worse.

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Even the scammers have recognized that everyone knows its a scam, and is only targeting other scammers

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I like how the Twitter crytypocurrentseas spam has changed from "hey buy this coln/ntfs" to "omg this coln has been h4cked, I've stolen 200k so far"!

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For everybody that keeps asking where to find me if this account goes away, don’t worry. I’ve made something called… a website.

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That's: fedifinder.glitch.me/?s=03

I'm sure "the tool for helping you move your follows to mastodon is currently slow because everyone is using it" is a good sign for Twitter's future

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Don't have the energy to pick another platform

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Alasdair Beckett-King

@MisterABK

I'm finding Mastodon to be needlessly complicated, and please bear in mind that I have been using Blender since 2003, when it made you answer 3 riddles before you could delete the default cube.

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I'm also on cohost as foone. I just haven't used it yet.

BTW I mean "how I'm using them", not generalizing the social medias as a whole. Obviously you can post tech on Tumblr and queer jokes on mastodon. But I don't.

Twitter, before you go, I just wanna tell you, you were fantastic. Absolutely fantastic. And do you know what? So was I!

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Those are @Foone@mastodon.social And foone.tumblr.com I've also got my own site at floppy.foone.org/w/Main_Page which will be updated with "where to find me" info as the situation evolves

I'm currently splitting my social medias between mastodon, Tumblr, and Twitter. Mastodon: tech stuff Tumblr: queer, jokes, and queer jokes Twitter: making fun of Twitter

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I don't even own an Amiga! But deleting Twitter will free up a lot of time

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Future tweets will instead be typed into a custom program written for Amiga and broadcast over NTSC TV

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RT @polymerwitch@social.polymerwitch.com I've been thinking about this. So, I designed a thing social.polymerwitch.com/@polymerwitch/

Be gay
[ Stack of rainbow floppies]
Copy that floppy

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When Twitter finally fails, you can find me by going to San Leandro, CA, and tuning a pre-digital NTSC television to UHF channel 27.

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I'm getting reports that this just started playing inside the twitter HQ

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End Times

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When the long night comes, return to the end of the beginning.

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I like how the Jalopnik article specifically mentions that it's in 4:3 and then uploaded that, WHICH IS DEFINITELY NOT FUCKING 4:3 jalopnik.com/this-is-the-vi

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farewell, twitter

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look: Meat Circus was fine

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the bots are now fleeing the sinking ship

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Prop 65 Bot

@prop65bot

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mastodon.sieker.software/@prop65

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ahh, there's my problem. my 30mm fan is 40mm

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