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@Nick_Craver

Dad, Architecture Lead, Developer, Site Reliability Engineer & DBA. . MS MVP. I build very fast things to improve life for millions of developers.

North Carolina
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Joined December 2009
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    5 hours ago

    Welcome to Twitter. A person who does not understand humor will contact you shortly.

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  2. Retweeted
    11 hours ago

    This looks a lot of fun if you're in the UK. I'm looking forward to seeing (architecture team at Stack Overflow) and (who I played with on the .NET "pipelines" API back when it was called "channels") at Bristol; 2 great devs!

    Exciting news!! The first is taking place on 28th January at 7 meetups across the UK - , , , , , and Reading. For more details visit
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  3. 14 hours ago

    Web dev tip: be sure to test for Edge cases.

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  4. 20 hours ago

    What is the best cake?

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  5. 21 hours ago

    A little more refinement (good call on reverting the header/cite order from ):

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  6. 22 hours ago

    For anyone else really not liking the new favicon images in Google results, here are the style overrides I use: a img[width="16"] { display: none; } cite { opacity: 0.3; } h3 { font-size: 18px; }

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  7. 23 hours ago

    Just a reminder: nothing done tomorrow can take away what you accomplished yesterday.

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  8. Jan 17

    If LinkedIn's marketing department doesn't have a "Gotta connect 'em all" parody commercial I'm just not sure what they're doing over there.

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    Jan 17
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    Comm's department is called MailsForce.

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  10. Jan 17

    And an outage team called FailsForce, oooooh I wonder what tech they're using! Maybe a RailsForce! And a customer story group called TalesForce! Maybe a European contingent called WhalesForce? Yeah I shouldn't be allowed to name things.

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  11. Jan 17

    Maybe the customer retention group is called BailsForce

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  12. Jan 17

    Is the engineering group running SalesForce called ScalesForce? I hope so

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  13. Jan 17

    Can’t live indefinitely only doing what’s best for other people, it’s okay do what’s best for you sometimes.

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  14. Jan 17

    TFW I review my own code

    I'm struggling to write up this RDP Gateway bug. Not because the bug is complex, but because I genuinely have no idea wtf the person who wrote this code was trying to achieve.
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  15. Jan 17

    This week I learned SQL also stands for “Sales Qualified Lead” and so that’ll be stuck in my head forever and now I’m sharing the love.

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  16. Jan 16

    I'd work here:

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  17. Jan 16

    Not all ideas are good ideas. My ideas are often ample evidence of this.

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  18. Jan 16

    I just now noticed this in my house and I can’t unsee it. Fuck.

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    29 Jan 2018

    If you're ever looking for interesting hotkeys, I keep a running collection here 😊

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  20. Jan 16

    I mean…he’s not wrong…

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