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Wondering how you can possibly keep your private information safe after hearing about Facebook’s recent data leaks? Makes sense. Nowadays it’s hard to know who exactly can access information about you. Those days are numbered, however, because ClickHole is here to help!
Dark Day In Comedy: Jerry Seinfeld And Kevin Hart, Filming An Episode Of ‘Comedians In Cars Getting Coffee,’ Have Fatally Crashed Into James Corden And Justin Timberlake Filming An Episode Of ‘Carpool Karaoke’
The world became a lot less funny today.
Heartbreaking: This Man Starved To Death Because He Was Too Captivated By The Diverse Array Of Content Offered By Properties Of The Gizmodo Media Group To Leave His Computer
Too much of a good thing can often be bad, or in some instances, even tragic. Case in point: Yesterday a man starved to death on account of being too captivated by the diverse array of content offered by properties of the Gizmodo Media Group to leave his computer.
Find Out What Dustin Hoffman, Tim Burton, And Bill Nye Have To Say
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Public Interrogation: Every Senator Is Angrily Grilling Mark Zuckerberg On Why ClickHole’s Articles Aren’t Getting Shared As Widely On Facebook After It Changed Its Algorithms
It’s just a few minutes into Mark Zuckerberg’s testimony before the Senate Judiciary and Commerce Committees, but it’s already looking like the Facebook founder isn’t going to be getting off easy: Every senator in attendance is angrily grilling Mark Zuckerberg on why ClickHole’s articles aren’t getting shared as…
We Tried A $7 Fat Bastard Impersonator Vs. A $7 Million Fat Bastard Impersonator
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‘I’m Comfortable Exploring Taboos, But The One Line I Will Not Cross Is Hermit-Crab Sex’: 5 Questions With Ryan Murphy
Ryan Murphy is the visionary mind behind a slew of the most popular TV series in the past decade. With ‘Glee,’ ‘American Horror Story,’ ‘American Crime Story,’ ‘Nip/Tuck,’ ‘Feud,’ and more to his name, Murphy has carved his own unique path in the golden age of TV, and is often cited as single-handedly bringing back…
I Would Never Let My Daughter Enter A Beauty Pageant, Because There’s No Way In Hell She’d Win
As a woman who has dealt with plenty of unwelcome judgment in her life, I have always been a little uneasy about the idea of beauty pageants. But ever since I became a mother to my own little girl, that discomfort has deepened into something far more urgent. When I look at my daughter, I think about everything that…
‘I’m Comfortable Exploring Taboos, But The One Line I Will Not Cross Is Hermit-Crab Sex’: 5 Questions With Ryan Murphy
Ryan Murphy is the visionary mind behind a slew of the most popular TV series in the past decade. With ‘Glee,’ ‘American Horror Story,’ ‘American Crime Story,’ ‘Nip/Tuck,’ ‘Feud,’ and more to his name, Murphy has carved his own unique path in the golden age of TV, and is often cited as single-handedly bringing back…
Life Hack: How To Order Off Menu At The San Diego Zoo
It’s a move reserved for only the most elite zoo visitors, those who have been around the block too many times to limit their dining options to basic snack stand burgers and hot dogs: ordering off menu at the San Diego Zoo. Whether you’re looking to show off your privileged zoo status in front of some friends or just…
‘The New Carmen Sandiego Will Spend A Few Years With Her Ass Stuck In Old Faithful’: 5 Questions With Gina Rodriguez
To call Gina Rodriguez a rising star would be an understatement. The actor’s incredible résumé includes playing the titular Jane on The CW’s hit drama ‘Jane The Virgin,’ taking on sci-fi alongside Natalie Portman in ‘Annihilation,’ and getting cast as the lead role in Netflix’s upcoming ‘Carmen Sandiego’ series. We…
5 Things On Your Coworker’s Desk That Seem To Suggest Ron Jeremy Is His Son
Your coworker gives off a vibe like he’s just an average Joe, but a handful of things on his desk seem to tell a different story. Here are the five things on your coworker’s desk that build a pretty strong case for him being Ron Jeremy’s dad.
Heartbreaking: This High School Boy Is Relentlessly Bullied Just For Carrying An AR-15 To School Every Day
High school can be difficult for everyone, but there’s a kid in Bend, OR who has it especially hard. By all appearances, 16-year-old Nathan Coleman is just a normal kid, but for years he’s been bullied and mocked mercilessly by his peers just for carrying his AR-15 rifle with him at school every day.
My Sons Taught Themselves To Be Feminists Without My Help, What The Fuck
As the mother of three sons, I imagined that instilling my feminist values in my children would be one of the most rewarding parts of motherhood. I was so excited to share my passion for women’s rights with them and post updates online about their progress along the way. That’s why it’s so goddamn infuriating that my…
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