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@mattlynley

Writer . Math @ UNC 2010. Will cook for scoops. Lynley at TechCrunch dot com. DM for: Signal/WhatsApp, PGP, poorly-timed gifs

SFO via NYC
Joined February 2008

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  1. Pinned Tweet
    9 Mar 2017

    GUYS IT SYNCS UP PERFECTLY WHAT THE HELL

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    Forget the butt fumble, we’ve got a butt pick. |

  3. Retweeted
    24 Dec 2017

    Brilliantly edited. 👏

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  4. Question for Twitter: how long do you wait for the volunteer flight voucher for an oversold flight game of chicken?

  5. Katrina Lake: "We had a warmer fall, we were selling through that summer product later this year. We were selling through mostly at full price through September and weeks when you wouldn't normally see that. We saw some benefits from that."

  6. *Opens investor relations website* *Heads to earnings webcast* This one will be different. I know it. *First earnings call has low-fidelity sound and music* Alas. There's always next time.

  7. *Xenoblade Chronicles 2 has finished downloading* Cool, will give it a whirl. Let me just finish up this day in Stardew Valley to save. Eh, I can do one more day. *Winter, Day 23, Year 1*

  8. And also email you

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  9. Make sure you comment and Like on Facebook instead of using it passively for better health. If not, we’ll text you to remind you!

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    8 Dec 2017

    Oh hello! Would you like to come work with me at a storied media brand journalizing the bejeezus out of Silicon Valley? Also, co-working with ?

  11. 8 Dec 2017

    When I get a DM that makes me log into Twitter

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    8 Dec 2017
  13. 7 Dec 2017

    dinner at state bird instead please thanks

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  14. 16 rebounds and 4-5 from 3 what the hell even is that

  15. Why would someone willingly go to a part of Facebook which tells them how they were owned

  16. oh great, another obnoxious tar heel coming to the bay area. this is exactly what we need.

  17. Retweeted
    21 Nov 2017

    Friendships in Animal Crossing are always undergirded by a streak of brutality

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  19. Working out of New York is fun sometimes because I can hear 's exasperated sighs in real life when I send him something awesome on Slack

  20. There’s something weirdly poetic about inching by a Model X while stuck in traffic in New York

  21. Typing on my rain-soaked phone with nearly 100% accuracy is definitely one of those “holy crap the future is here and it’s awesome” moments

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