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The rain in Spain falls mainly on the plain is just a fancy way of saying in Spain, ugly people get wet
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@ClearLanguage they agree that 170 is not a statistically significant sample size of anything! -
Apple's ideafree man. At least he invented phones with different coloured cases, guys, that's pretty amazing. http://www.theonion.com/articles/apple-unveils-panicked-ideafree-man-at-launch-even,33814/ …
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@joebelfiore@sasukeluffy be great to have a few clear cache buttons, e.g. Clear all, clear attachments, etc. -
@charltonbrooker he does look a bit like you -
Really enjoyed John Conner's "There's no fete but what we bake" Victoria sponge at the village fair
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You know you're a grown-up when you need an adult nappy
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Married for 9 months already. Thanks to my beautiful wife for making it seem like no time at all!
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Stander kids up, breakfasted, dressed, teeth brushed, medicined, playing, wife has a cup of tea for when she wakes, I AM SUPER (FAKE) DAD
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This would be a great typo: Aslan's not sage, but he is food
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Johann Sebastian Bach - worse than Johann Sebastian Bite.
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Off to Dubai! Then Joburg. Get ready.
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@ClearLanguage@thebassplayeruk@shirleyanstey Bible doesn't count? How about Tolkein? "And of course they did none of those dreadful things -
I just realised it's entirely possible that Beckham thought LA Galaxy were French as well
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I'm not making many friends by referring to mothers as "3D printers for humans"
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Power cut at OR Tambo airport, staff react by walking slowly and not having a backup plan.
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RIP Sir Pat: longest serving presenter of a TV show (55 yrs), accompanied Einstein on piano, unmarried after fiancee killed by a WW2 bomb
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@bengoldacre wait - are you saying we should or shouldn't remove them? -
@chriskey Wow, now I want to quote Harry Enfield! -
@joshsusser@BritRuby Stats jibes lead to adding tokens for quota. Race/gender/etc aside, say who should've been asked on merit and wasn't
Robert Grant
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