Tweets

  1. Please follow all posted signs, placards, dream omens, gut feelings, personal taboos, and urgent instructions whispered from the ether.

  2. A horse walks into a bar.... No, not walks, crawls. And not a horse, a spider. And not a bar, your ear. There's a spider in your ear.

  3. Thank you for your interest in a life free of pain. We are not accepting applications at this time. Please try again and again and again and

  4. Your password must be at least 8 characters long & contain a capital letter, a number, and a hideous personal secret.

  5. Look! Up in the sky! It's a bird! It's a plane! It's a cloud! It's a moon! Also, some stars! There are so many things in the sky!

  6. If I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it up to the light so I can see who it belonged to? Wow, he was really beautiful.

  7. No, YOU'RE walking toward me down the hall, arms bent backwards, head lolling, feet not touching the floor. Please stop. Oh god.

  8. The good news is [slow dripping sound in a long, poorly-lit concrete hallway]. The bad news is [hundreds of unseen birds cawing].

  9. LOST: DOG. Has no visible form. Clear, cloudlike, humid. Brings anguish to all it passes through. Reward if never found again.

  10. Look! Up in the sky! It's a bird! It's a plane! No, it's just the void - vast, empty, and indifferent. We are immeasurably small.

  11. Someday you'll find that special someone. You'll find them hiding in a dark corner of an unfamiliar room. They will be faceless, whispering.

Η φόρτωση φαίνεται ότι παίρνει λίγο χρόνο.

Το Twitter μπορεί να βρίσκεται σε υπερφόρτωση ή να αντιμετωπίζει ένα προσωρινό πρόβλημα. Προσπάθησε ξανά ή επισκέψου την σελίδα της Κατάστασης του Twitter για περισσότερες πληροφορίες.