Tweets

  1. I dont care what reasoning or rationale you have for flying the Confederate flag: you're an idiot

  2. can you get pregnant by blowing your nose into some toilet paper & then accidentally wiping your butt with it? need to know for a friend

  3. I hope I don't get in trouble for revealing this, but Saints Row 4 contains an absolutely hilarious Mass Effect parody

  4. While your voice is raised, release your gas. If this action causes a smell, quickly be the one to ask, "Who farted?"

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