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Patrick Ewing

Patrick Ewing

@hoverbird

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  1. 1 hr

    Look Dave, I can see you're really upset by this.

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  2. 1 hr

    Concept art for 2001 stargate sequence

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  3. 5 hrs

    Just here to learn about Xenu!

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  4. Feb 21

    This is a fascinating (if small sample-size) study for anyone who's ever wondered about the origins of synesthesia:

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  5. Feb 21

    "The 18th Century was the golden age of the paunch. If a gentleman had one he showed it off!"

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  6. Feb 20

    My superpower at work is realizing a meeting is over 5 seconds before anyone else does.

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  7. Feb 17

    TIL / WARNING: actually listening to trap lyrics may problematize your feminism(s)

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  8. Feb 17

    At a cafe. A group of black college students with amazing fades are having a debate about trap music and feminism. It's blowing my mind.

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  9. Feb 16

    The reason goats yell like humans is because reincarnation is way more fucked up than the Buddhists will have us believe.

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  10. Feb 16

    OH: Good thing I'm not contagious! At least, good thing I THINK I'm not contagious. *cough*

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  11. Feb 15

    OK America, we won the space race. We must now demand a society of omnipresent dashboard cams. This is our sputnik:

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  12. Feb 15

    Boxen looks great. Could replace dozens of tiny shell scripts and rake tasks needed to get started .

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  13. Feb 15

    We have automated Valentimes.

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  14. Feb 15

    YOO HE IS MY FAV PRES NOW I KNOW WHY

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  15. Feb 15

    I have evidence that suggests 's entire twitter persona was lifted wholesale from Teddy Roosevelt's journal:

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  16. Feb 14

    My twitter account was compromised. But let's all take this as an opportunity to get a really great deal on acai berries.

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  17. Feb 13

    Getting my nostalgia on thanks to Twitter's new archive search. Good times. cc:

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  18. Feb 12

    Rewriting "To Build a Fire" with . Protip: not a under a tree.

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  19. Feb 11

    Red State's : "Skip the drone debate, just kill the terrorists before they kill us" !

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  20. Feb 11

    Finished "House of Cards" on Netflix. They then recommended "The West Wing"... it's as if since I love "Taxi Driver" I must like "Taxi".

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