Vertu unveils AlphaFold, its first book-style foldable and boasts about its Hermes AI agent
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- Cpt.Power
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- 30 May 2026
Anonymous, 29 May 2026One year old chip for 6k. What a joke. Like you would understand.
Vertu si a premium luxury brand.
Whole phone is made of best possible titanium. Screen is from shapphire.
MNost other materials are gold for maximum speed.
Whole úpphone and all arounnd is handcrafted nbo other brands using handcraft.
And only the concierge service app 24/7 cost like 7000 eur per year and you have first year for free.
Its definitely not only about the chip.
But cant explain to someone with very shallow thinking.
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- Cpt.Power
- TmK
- 30 May 2026
Skoda9635, 29 May 2026Stupid Chinese company that bought the OG Vertu brand. Faki... moreYou have n clue.
Buy it try it then talk.
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- 30 May 2026
-, 30 May 2026It's not actually their first book foldable, years ago... moreAlso I guess this is the official launch of the nubia Fold globally?? The regular variant is launching in Q4 apparently which is Kind Of an Insane delay
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- 30 May 2026
It's not actually their first book foldable, years ago they had a few models based off the Royole FlexPai (Ayxta Fold), one of them was actually a salvaged FlexPai 3 which Royole had cancelled the launch of
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- Anonymous
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- 30 May 2026
Even $1000 is too much for this joketu.
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- Anonymous
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- 30 May 2026
Luxury Slop
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- Anonymous
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- 30 May 2026
the picture with the guy holding like a book with both hands is a lie, made me think it would be like a tablet 11 12 inch when closed, but given it's stated 6.5 inch when closed, it should look way smaller in that picture, each hand would be covering each side fully if held like a book
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- David
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- 30 May 2026
It's a shame it's not the 'original' Vertu anymore that was owned by Nokia and handmade in the UK.
- VYNI - LosEstupido
- 6sE
- 29 May 2026
Anonymous, 29 May 2026One year old chip for 6k. What a joke. you can build a whole computer that is miles better than whatever that is with that price
- VYNI - LosEstupido
- 6sE
- 29 May 2026
WitheredSoul, 29 May 2026I agree with absolutely everything you said, the reason I l... morethere's a video shilling their AI agent, it's mostly just this:
"yknow, it's a hassle that i have to do the bed, yknow, clean up my mattress, take off the trash, but with Hermes, it can do that without me doing all the work, work smarter, not harder!"
"the biggest challenge a billionnaire like me could face is ordering food, so i let hermes do the job for me, because im lazy but im smart and my ego's as inflated as a fictional character going through DeviantART"
even worse is the intro is just saying how all smartphones keep chasing these useless features like "brighter screens for HDR" and "having thinner bodies" (reasonable, unless we're talking about phone-to-tablet foldables, which is what the DeltaFold is) and "more pro and more ultra" (also reasonable) and how they're all the same thing at the end of the day (depends, whether you're browsing instagram on a Snapdragon 8 Elite Gen 5 phone or editing a 30 minute 4K video on a Helio G81 Phone). and how their phone is different apparently, why? because they said so and because it looks and feels shiny, something people definitely care about the most.
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- Anonymous
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- 29 May 2026
One year old chip for 6k. What a joke.
- VYNI - LosEstupido
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- 29 May 2026
Skoda9635, 29 May 2026Hard to say what is worse, Honor Purse or this. Well Purse ... moreat least with the purse there's an actual gimmick attached to it, and i actually liked it compared to the Vertu BetaFold
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- 29 May 2026
VYNI - LosEstupido, 29 May 2026i love when phones are treated like fashion statements more... moreI agree with absolutely everything you said, the reason I like (the concept) though is because it's so bad that it's actually good LOL (I don't support vertu and think they're terrible btw)
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- 29 May 2026
VYNI - LosEstupido, 29 May 2026i love when phones are treated like fashion statements more... moreHard to say what is worse, Honor Purse or this. Well Purse came from Honor, so probably it got some software updates and customer service and maybe QA was better.
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- Skoda9635
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- 29 May 2026
Stupid Chinese company that bought the OG Vertu brand. Faking ads with AI, faking luxury by using Nubia phones. Pure scam.
- VYNI - LosEstupido
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- 29 May 2026
WitheredSoul, 29 May 2026Buns company, buns phone, absurd, absolutely atrocious pric... morei love when phones are treated like fashion statements more than actual utility devices with fun gimmicks on the side. this company has to be the worst out of all companies i've seen, genuinely why would someone need a Vertu? do they wanna use it as a utility product? literally any phone with a Snapdragon 8 Elite SoC and even iPhones are miles cheaper than it. do they want it as a fashion statement? iPhone Pros exist, you'd probably have a better experience with them than whatever outlandish UX this company makes.
also love the AI images they used for the ads, keep it going vertu: the super duper ultra premium brand, the alpha and the omega.
- VYNI - LosEstupido
- 6sE
- 29 May 2026
I hope the Enigma (Zack JRE) tests it after getting it from another Alpha (MKBHD). will it prove itself to be a true Alpha, or will it be an Omega pretending to be an Alpha...