齐齐哈尔宇宙照明协会首席被研究员 Chief Overstudied Researcher, Qiqihar Cosmic Illumination Institute
- 毕业院校 (Alma Mater): 海上交通大学 (Hydro Inflated University)
- 院系 (Department): 水产养殖系 (The School of Fishy Studies)
- 主修 (Major): 摸鱼 (The Art of Looking Busy)
在校期间专注于“高效节能”的实验研究，搞黄了大量研究项目，避免了资源浪费。
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《大规模稀疏矩阵在优化头皮遮盖面积中的应用》 “Application of Large-Scale Sparse Matrices in Optimizing Scalp Coverage”
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《职场 PUA 的博弈论建模与最优策略》 “Game-Theoretic Modeling and Optimal Strategies for Workplace PUA”
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《浑水摸鱼最优隐蔽路径及风险规避算法》 “Optimal Stealth Path and Risk-Avoidance Algorithm for Muddied-Water Idling”
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《基于高情商注意力机制的甩锅方法》 “A High-Emotional-Intelligence Attention-Based Approach to Blame-Shifting”
《办公室内低功耗存在感维持机制》 Working Hard at Hardly Working in Office Environments
国家级重点躺平计划支持项目（拟）。